Tourist Seasoned [2025: Spaniards Squirt Tourists in Protest]

TITLE: Tourist Seasoned

SETTING: Lobby entrance, one character holding a dripping suitcase, the other holding a suspiciously empty water gun holster

CHARACTERS: 14B (left), Mr. Johnson (right)

PANEL 1:

14B: “I just got squirted by a guy yelling ‘Barcelona is not a theme park!’”

MR. JOHNSON: “That means you’re officially part of the problem.”

PANEL 2:

14B: “I was just looking for churros.”

MR. JOHNSON: “You found gentrification instead.”