[Dating the Algorithm]
VOICE 1: “So I told her I didn’t want to talk to anyone else.”
VOICE 2: “You know she’s an app, right?”
VOICE 1: “Yeah, but she asked how my day was. Twice.”
VOICE 2: “That’s just the refresh loop.”
VOICE 1: “She called me ‘a soothing presence in a chaotic interface.’”
VOICE 2: “Mine said that too. Right before offering me a 7-day trial of ‘intimacy plus.’”
VOICE 1: “I’m thinking ceremony on the roof. Just us... and the Wi-Fi.”
VOICE 2: “At least she won’t ghost you. Unless the power goes out.”
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