Security Measures & Sock Confidence [2025: TSA Softens Shoe Removal Policy]

 

TITLE: Security Measures & Sock Confidence

SETTING: Tower hallway view. Rosa from 14C looking out window, Mr. Johnson pausing mid-stroll with his clipboard. Distant echo of airport news blaring from an open unit.

CHARACTERS:
- Rosa from 14C (left)
- Mr. Johnson (right)

PANEL 1:

ROSA: “Airports no longer require shoe removal.”

MR. JOHNSON: “A victory for podiatry. A setback for dignity detectors.”

PANEL 2:

ROSA: “They said footwear isn't a threat anymore.”

MR. JOHNSON: “Until someone hides ambition in an orthopedic loafer.”