Thursday, March 19, 2020

Essentially Confused [2020: COVID-19 Lockdowns Begin]

 

 

TITLE: Essentially Confused

SETTING: Apartment hallway, one character in full hazmat chic, the other holding a single roll of toilet paper like it’s sacred.

CHARACTERS: The Going-Out Couple

Left (HER): “I sanitized the doorknob, the keys, and the air.”

Right (HIM): “I just wanted to check the mail.”

Left (HER): “The virus checks the mail too.”

Right (HIM): “Then it owes me rent.”

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