TITLE: Essentially Confused
SETTING: Apartment hallway, one character in full hazmat chic, the other holding a single roll of toilet paper like it’s sacred.
CHARACTERS: The Going-Out Couple
Left (HER): “I sanitized the doorknob, the keys, and the air.”
Right (HIM): “I just wanted to check the mail.”
Left (HER): “The virus checks the mail too.”
Right (HIM): “Then it owes me rent.”
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