TITLE: Terms and Conditions May Apply to Democracy
SETTING: Breakroom, one whiteboard, two suspicious mugs.
TECH GUY (holding phone): “I think my personality quiz leaked my data to a political firm.”
GEN Z JAY: “You gave up privacy for a cartoon sea animal?”
TECH GUY: “It said I was a ‘Charming Orca.’ That felt spiritually accurate.”
GEN Z JAY: “I bet they used that charm to sway swing states.”
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