TITLE: Executive Order in the Breakroom
SETTING: Janitorial lounge, TV stuck on cable news
CHARACTERS: Grandpa, Morning Rant Guy
GRANDPA (staring at TV): “We’ve had worse.”
RANT GUY (grumbling over coffee): “Name one.”
GRANDPA: “Herbert Hoover. He tanked the economy in silence.”
RANT GUY: “This guy tweets policy during bathroom breaks.”
GRANDPA: “Back then, we had dust bowls. Now we’ve got hot takes.”
RANT GUY: “Different kind of choking hazard.”
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