Monday, January 23, 2017

Executive Order in the Breakroom [2017: Inauguration of Donald Trump]




 TITLE: Executive Order in the Breakroom

SETTING: Janitorial lounge, TV stuck on cable news

CHARACTERS: Grandpa, Morning Rant Guy

GRANDPA (staring at TV): “We’ve had worse.”

RANT GUY (grumbling over coffee): “Name one.”

GRANDPA: “Herbert Hoover. He tanked the economy in silence.”

RANT GUY: “This guy tweets policy during bathroom breaks.”

GRANDPA: “Back then, we had dust bowls. Now we’ve got hot takes.”

RANT GUY: “Different kind of choking hazard.”

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