SETTING: Elevator stuck between floors, emergency light flickering
CHARACTERS: Morning Rant Guy (left), Tech Guy (right)
PANEL 1:
RANT GUY: “If they can storm Area 51, we can storm Floor 13.”
TECH GUY: “Only if we Naruto-run past security.”
PANEL 2:
RANT GUY: “I’m not bending my knees for a conspiracy.”
TECH GUY: “Then you’ll never meet your alien soulmate.”