TITLE: No Soliciting, No Exceptions
SETTING: Apartment hallway, new “NO SOLICITING” sign taped above a smart doorbell. Rosa from 14C peeks through her peephole. A chipper solicitor stands outside holding a clipboard.
CHARACTERS: Rosa from 14C (watching), Solicitor (at door), Offscreen voice from inside (the Resident)
PANEL 1:
SOLICITOR (cheerful): “Hi! I saw your sign, but I just wanted to ask—”
OFFSCREEN VOICE: “The sign was the answer.”
PANEL 2:
SOLICITOR: “I’m not selling anything. I’m raising awareness.”
ROSA (muttering): “So is the alarm I’m about to trigger.”
