TITLE: Explosive Features Included
SETTING: Kitchen counter, Gary from 14B holding a scorched phone, Tasha from 14C holding a fire extinguisher
CHARACTERS: Gary from 14B (left), Tasha from 14C (right)
PANEL 1:
GARY: “It’s not a bug—it’s a self-heating feature.”
TASHA: “Gary, your toast is on fire... and so is your phone.”
PANEL 2:
GARY: “Samsung said it’s safe now.”
TASHA: “So did the Titanic.”
