TITLE: It’s Not You, It’s EU
SETTING: Apartment hallway, Tasha from 14C holding a suitcase, Gary from 14B holding a crumpled EU flag
CHARACTERS: Tasha from 14C (left), Gary from 14B (right)
PANEL 1:
TASHA: “I’m leaving. I need independence.”
GARY: “But we share groceries. And a currency.”
PANEL 2:
TASHA: “We’ll still be friends... right?”
GARY: “Sure. Just as soon as we renegotiate everything.”
