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Mr. Johnson, we've accepted your offer and have promoted you so you could take charge of issue ISG2 in our company. Please make this your first priority.
No problem, sir, this is why I elected myself to this task. It's a JV issue, I should get it fixed soon.
3 months later.
Mr. Johnson, have you taken care of issue ISG2?
Not yet, sir, but we are close. Just need a bit more time to get it done.
6 months later.
Mr. Johnson, have you taken care of issue ISG2?
We are doing everything we can. We've underestimated the problem from the start, but please be patient, I assure you that we are very close in eliminating this issue.
10 months later.
Mr. Johnson, have you taken care of issue ISG2?
Sir, I'm afraid I don't have a complete strategy. The details are not yet worked out. I'm currently waiting on another team to finalize a winning strategy.
Mr. Johnson, you are fired for incompetence!
